Top Ten Reasons to become a mom

10. You like cleaning up messes you didn't make.
9. You work better when you're sleep deprived.
8. You like juggling.
7. You have nothing better to do.
6. You can't get enough of your favorite cartoons.
5. You think you're just too much "skin and bones" a little extra weight could help...
4. You love macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, and chocolate milk.
3. You really missed after school snack.
2. You secretly wanted to be a nurse but didn't want to pay for nursing school.
1. You really can't stand quiet.

Okay, Okay, FOR REALS:
10. You get to dress up real dolls!
9. You're NEVER alone!
8. You have a built in excuse to watch disney movies ALL the time!
7. They depend on you-- you get to be boss!
6. You value "couple time" so much more.
5. Free hugs and kisses!
4. You get to see them learn what you teach them!
3. You get to choose what to name them.
2. You get to take credit for all their achievements along with them.
1. They call you "mom".